Hi I’m Ron. I’m here to install your DSL.
Permutations
with each iteration a new form emerges
Inevitably the ageing hefty beasts would travel here to their ancestral graveyard to die.
Sometimes traders and bandits could be found in the area, collecting ivory.
Flagged Craigslist post – 150 Gallons of 2 day old pudding
Craigslist won’t let us post this because it involves unpackaged food items.
150 Gallons of 2 day old pudding (Houston – The Medical Center)
Look, I don’t know why you want it. I don’t *want* to know why you want it, but I have it. 150 gallons of 2 day old pudding. It’s in a 10×10 arena pool in my backyard, and I don’t have a use for it any more. You must provide your own container(s), but you might be able to get me to help you load it into your vehicle. You may find the occasional bikini top or contact lens in the pudding, but mostly it’s pure 2 day old pudding. It’s all vanilla pudding. Sorry, I don’t have any chocolate pudding, and I don’t know where you can get it.
I also have about 28 square bales worth of hay.
Sing along: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth
According to George Carlin, “unless you work out, or work outdoors, or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day you don’t always need a shower. All you really need is to wash the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth!”
You may not have noticed this, but this list of body parts fits nicely with the children’s song “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” (the tune is similar to London bridge)
Try it:
Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,
Crotch and teeth.
Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,
Crotch and teeth.
Ear and nose and throat and feet
Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,
Crotch and teeth.
