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After the heist it was necessary, but Max wouldn’t have to live as a panda for long.

permutations — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 00:45:18 +0000

Hi I’m Ron. I’m here to install your DSL.

permutations — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 02:37:51 +0000

Inevitably the ageing hefty beasts would travel here to their ancestral graveyard to die.

permutations — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:26:17 +0000

Sometimes traders and bandits could be found in the area, collecting ivory.

Look, you get thrown out of a bar and arrested and tell me if the mugshots look like airbrushed glamour photos.

permutations — Fri, 21 May 2010 22:57:39 +0000

Eris is my study buddy

permutations — Tue, 18 May 2010 16:23:44 +0000

Flagged Craigslist post – 150 Gallons of 2 day old pudding

permutations — Mon, 17 May 2010 17:41:06 +0000

Craigslist won’t let us post this because it involves unpackaged food items.

150 Gallons of 2 day old pudding (Houston – The Medical Center)

Look, I don’t know why you want it. I don’t *want* to know why you want it, but I have it. 150 gallons of 2 day old pudding. It’s in a 10×10 arena pool in my backyard, and I don’t have a use for it any more. You must provide your own container(s), but you might be able to get me to help you load it into your vehicle. You may find the occasional bikini top or contact lens in the pudding, but mostly it’s pure 2 day old pudding. It’s all vanilla pudding. Sorry, I don’t have any chocolate pudding, and I don’t know where you can get it.

I also have about 28 square bales worth of hay.

Sing along: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth

permutations — Mon, 10 May 2010 06:53:03 +0000

According to George Carlin, “unless you work out, or work outdoors, or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day you don’t always need a shower. All you really need is to wash the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth!”

You may not have noticed this, but this list of body parts fits nicely with the children’s song “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” (the tune is similar to London bridge)

Try it:

Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,

Crotch and teeth.

Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,

Crotch and teeth.

Ear and nose and throat and feet

Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth,

Crotch and teeth.

There she is again!

permutations — Sun, 02 May 2010 16:23:26 +0000

No one thought it would end like this. No one was prepared.

permutations — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 05:25:59 +0000

Sometimes you can’t wait for Burning Man to come around again.

permutations — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 16:23:39 +0000