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Craigslist won’t let us post this because it involves unpackaged food items. 150 Gallons of 2 day old pudding (Houston – The Medical Center) Look, I don’t know why you want it. I don’t *want* to know why you want it, but I have it. 150 gallons of 2 day old pudding. It’s in a [ READ MORE ]
According to George Carlin, “unless you work out, or work outdoors, or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day you don’t always need a shower. All you really need is to wash the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth!” You may not have noticed [ READ MORE ]